So my professor was asking questions.

Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
Like 3 people: *raises hand*
Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
Me: *raises hand*
Professor: *points me out* why?
Me: It's illegal.
Professor: touche.
butimthevillain:

brolinapproved:

catchaglimpseofalleble:

nikkysclit:

Can you not?

AHG, I fucked this up!

omfg I’ve seen the high school musical post about 15 times and I’ve never understood why it had so many notes. Now I finally understand

WHY WOULD YOU NOT REBLOG BOTH PARTS DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO FIND THIS?!?!?!

butimthevillain:

brolinapproved:

catchaglimpseofalleble:

nikkysclit:

Can you not?

AHG, I fucked this up!

omfg I’ve seen the high school musical post about 15 times and I’ve never understood why it had so many notes. Now I finally understand

WHY WOULD YOU NOT REBLOG BOTH PARTS DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO FIND THIS?!?!?!

(Source: doctor-in-a-policebox, via iluvfoodtoomuch)

catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

(via iluvfoodtoomuch)

Fire and Ice?!?

theamazingolicity:

Firestorm and Killer Frost reference.

(via different-but-still-beautiful)

brucetimms:

Ben Affleck on Real Time with Bill Maher

To be fair though Bill Maher doesn’t hate Islam exclusively he hates/rips on all religions with a similar tenacity

(via rorybbellows)

captawesomesauce:

frickhead:

frickhead:

ATTENTION EVERYONE IN THE LA AREA!!
My cousin, TALLON, was reported MISSING today. He is an AUTISTIC BLACK TEEN AND IS COMPLETEY NON-VERBAL. HE DOES NOT RESPOND TO HIS NAME. This young man went out for his daily bike ride, unattended, and did not come back. Tonight, HE IS IN LA BY HIMSELF. He is 6’0, 200lbs, and was last seen wearing a white t shirt and khaki shorts. PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST!!

UPDATE (10/19/14 10:37 PM) I typed this very quickly and realized that I had misread the poster, he DOES RESPOND TO HIS NAME. I apologize for my mistake, but please continue to reblog this because the situation is just as scary!!!

http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2014/10/19/police-hunt-missing-teen-with-autism-chaka-khans-nephew/

captawesomesauce:

frickhead:

frickhead:

ATTENTION EVERYONE IN THE LA AREA!!

My cousin, TALLON, was reported MISSING today. He is an AUTISTIC BLACK TEEN AND IS COMPLETEY NON-VERBAL. HE DOES NOT RESPOND TO HIS NAME. This young man went out for his daily bike ride, unattended, and did not come back. Tonight, HE IS IN LA BY HIMSELF. He is 6’0, 200lbs, and was last seen wearing a white t shirt and khaki shorts. PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST!!

UPDATE (10/19/14 10:37 PM) I typed this very quickly and realized that I had misread the poster, he DOES RESPOND TO HIS NAME. I apologize for my mistake, but please continue to reblog this because the situation is just as scary!!!

http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2014/10/19/police-hunt-missing-teen-with-autism-chaka-khans-nephew/

(via iluvfoodtoomuch)

leader-of-standing-purgatorians:

princess-romanova:

So I hadn’t yet come out to my mum and today I got home to see that someone had changed the cover on my bed to this

image

And then I saw that they left a note on the bed, so I went over to take a look at it and

image

My mum is the best 

Whenever I see this I think well what if you weren’t gay and you came home one day to this

(via humorking)

blrawr:

theamazingdarkironarrow:

plz-save-me-from-the-monsters:

rinwolfy:

actuallyjubilationlee:

ladysarabii:

It’s Duck, Duck, Grey Duck dammit.
No one will ever tell me otherwise.

what in the shit is “duck duck grey duck”

Minnesota what the hell

gray duck

Quack Quack motherfuckers

I have this argument at uni too often. Damn Minnesotans. 

You’re just jealous of our awesomeness

blrawr:

theamazingdarkironarrow:

plz-save-me-from-the-monsters:

rinwolfy:

actuallyjubilationlee:

ladysarabii:

It’s Duck, Duck, Grey Duck dammit.

No one will ever tell me otherwise.

what in the shit is “duck duck grey duck”

Minnesota what the hell

gray duck

Quack Quack motherfuckers

I have this argument at uni too often. Damn Minnesotans. 

You’re just jealous of our awesomeness

plz-save-me-from-the-monsters:

rinwolfy:

actuallyjubilationlee:

ladysarabii:

It’s Duck, Duck, Grey Duck dammit.
No one will ever tell me otherwise.

what in the shit is “duck duck grey duck”

Minnesota what the hell

gray duck

Quack Quack motherfuckers

plz-save-me-from-the-monsters:

rinwolfy:

actuallyjubilationlee:

ladysarabii:

It’s Duck, Duck, Grey Duck dammit.

No one will ever tell me otherwise.

what in the shit is “duck duck grey duck”

Minnesota what the hell

gray duck

Quack Quack motherfuckers

(via r-u-stoned-albert)