Just your typical nerd blog I can get really random sometimes though... Sorry in advance!!
I squish boobs and grant miracles.
I am Speedwagon then
I warm people with my glorious abs
I’d probably be a magical girl with, like, insanely large titties.
Die and reborn/respawn infinite times?
Being able to control milk and make it appear anywhere
The power to make anyone and everyone FABULOUS
I have an unlimited supply of the substance. And I have Kush beams that get whoever I beam with them incredibly stoned
to smoke mad spliffs with an evil villain and make him forget what he was gonna do😂
I make it snow fucking snakes everywhere on my goddamn enemies
who wants coffee?
i can blind people by reflecting light off my baldspot and sometimes turn into a music making robot
I can shut people called Jess up
I get the wind knocked out of me… That’s FANTASTIC!
I’m Spider-Man/Batman/Ironman/Green Arrow… your move internet
If your bill comes to over $200 you better leave a fucking tip…
i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids
I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor
Screw all the others, I wanna play you honk we drink. I live next to a state highway, I know we would be drunk in minutes
I want to do all of these
hey so just do me a favour and unfollow me right now if
- you think making new pronouns out of any random word you want/nounself pronouns are neato
- you think hating cis people purely for being cis is okay
- you think hating heterosexual people purely for being heterosexual is okay
- you think you…
same with your gay cis friend