gettingthewindknockedoutofyou:

shutyourjessup:

thomasbangalt3r:

red-coffeemaker:

snowflakesandflowsnakes:

spliffminded:

matijuanaaa:

dagur-the-fabulous:

milk-pls:

rebornica:

magicalmegatitties:

even-reo-speedwagon:

titfuckingcanoftuna:

honkhonkmiracles:

I squish boobs and grant miracles.

Oh fuck.

I am Speedwagon then
I warm people with my glorious abs

I’d probably be a magical girl with, like, insanely large titties.

Die and reborn/respawn infinite times?
HELLA

Being able to control milk and make it appear anywhere

The power to make anyone and everyone FABULOUS 

I have an unlimited supply of the substance. And I have Kush beams that get whoever I beam with them incredibly stoned

to smoke mad spliffs with an evil villain and make him forget what he was gonna do😂

I make it snow fucking snakes everywhere on my goddamn enemies

who wants coffee?

i can blind people by reflecting light off my baldspot and sometimes turn into a music making robot

I can shut people called Jess up

I get the wind knocked out of me… That’s FANTASTIC!

I’m Spider-Man/Batman/Ironman/Green Arrow… your move internet

gettingthewindknockedoutofyou:

shutyourjessup:

thomasbangalt3r:

red-coffeemaker:

snowflakesandflowsnakes:

spliffminded:

matijuanaaa:

dagur-the-fabulous:

milk-pls:

rebornica:

magicalmegatitties:

even-reo-speedwagon:

titfuckingcanoftuna:

honkhonkmiracles:

I squish boobs and grant miracles.

Oh fuck.

I am Speedwagon then

I warm people with my glorious abs

I’d probably be a magical girl with, like, insanely large titties.

Die and reborn/respawn infinite times?

HELLA

Being able to control milk and make it appear anywhere

The power to make anyone and everyone FABULOUS 

I have an unlimited supply of the substance. And I have Kush beams that get whoever I beam with them incredibly stoned

to smoke mad spliffs with an evil villain and make him forget what he was gonna do😂

I make it snow fucking snakes everywhere on my goddamn enemies

who wants coffee?

i can blind people by reflecting light off my baldspot and sometimes turn into a music making robot

I can shut people called Jess up

I get the wind knocked out of me… That’s FANTASTIC!

I’m Spider-Man/Batman/Ironman/Green Arrow… your move internet

(Source: zeekayart)

Service Industry Rant

If your bill comes to over $200 you better leave a fucking tip…

The Avengers meeting their actors:

thoki4ever:

fucking-misha:

in-the-end-you-will-always-kneel:

Tom + Loki:

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Chris + Steve

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Clint + Jeremy:

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Natasha + Scarlett:

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Chris + Thor:

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Mark + Bruce

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Tony + RDJ

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Fury + Samuel:

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THIS IS MY FAVOURITE POST EVER,

MOST ACCURATE POST

(via nocolorworldzz)

dandalf-thegay:

eleventy-7:

kitd-fohs:

salmonslushie:

i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids

I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor

Screw all the others, I wanna play you honk we drink. I live next to a state highway, I know we would be drunk in minutes

I want to do all of these

(via plouffethereitis)

http://cosmicoyote.tumblr.com/post/92560598418/hey-so-just-do-me-a-favour-and-unfollow-me-right

cosmicoyote:

hey so just do me a favour and unfollow me right now if

  • you think making new pronouns out of any random word you want/nounself pronouns are neato
  • you think hating cis people purely for being cis is okay
  • you think hating heterosexual people purely for being heterosexual is okay
  • you think you…

same with your gay cis friend

transparent-alice:

her hair and lips change to the color of your blog

transparent-alice:

her hair and lips change to the color of your blog

(via all-the-fallen-stars)

hellotailor:

mrv3000:

i’ve probably reblogged this multiple times but by god i’ll do it again.

I know how he feels

(via addicted2geekry)

usaforafrica:

seansoo:

what’s a good website to watch dramas on?

tumblr.com

(via minnesotan)